We're quite polite; we say thank you, please
we're all quite educated; we all have degrees
I'm lactose intolerant so i can't eat cheese

I don't sleep in, yeah I really snooze it.
I have distortion but I choose not to use it
I'll have a herbal tea, make sure that you infuse it
We're only moderately rock and roll.

I'd do my groupies, but I'm afraid of disease.
On Friday night I'd rather stay in and watch DVD's
I'm lactose intolerant so I can't eat cheese
We're only moderately rock and roll

30% rock, 10% roll, 50% nerd 10% troll

What, What was that?
What?
10% troll.
Oh, Its a Harry Potter reference.
We really are 50% nerd, aren't we?
Yeah, You're 100% Hufflepuff.
Awesome. Is that good?
No.

This is the part, where you'd expect me to rock out
rip of my shirt and lose it.
But i hurt my back and i got a sore throat
I'll have a herbal tea, make sure that you infuse it

I think Roy Orbison is pretty damn fine
Instead of beer and whisky, I enjoy a fine wine
When there's nothing on TV, I'll be watching channel 9
We're only moderately rock and roll

I'll have a drink, sure, but I wont get pissed
I'd play a solo but I sprained my wrist
I'm proud to tell you that I cried while watching Schindler's List
We're only moderately rock and roll

I'd do a stage stunt but the floor is covered in glitz
And I'd smash my guitar but it cost me quite a bit
Yeah, I will sign your photo, but I draw the line at tit
We're only moderately rock and, moderately rock and, 40% rock and roll
and 10% troll