Am D Am E

[Verse 1]
Am                          D
We're quite polite; we say thank you, please
Am                            D
We're all quite educated; we all have degrees
Am                          D                     Em
I'm lactose intolerant so i can't eat cheese

[Verse 2]
Am                     D
I don't sleep in, yeah I rarely snooze it
Am                      D
I have distortion but I choose not to use it
Am                           D
I'll have a herbal tea, make sure that you infuse it
           E                   Am          D  Am  E
We're only moderately rock and roll


[Verse 3]
Am                          D
I'd do my groupies, but I'm afraid of disease
Am                                     D
On Friday night I'd rather stay in and watch DVD's
Am                        D
I'm lactose intolerant so I can't eat cheese
           E                         Am
We're only moderately rock and roll

[Interlude]
E         D         E        F
30% rock, 10% roll, 50% nerd 10% troll
         Am          D
(spoken) What? What was that? What? 10% troll.
         Am          D
Oh, Its a Harry Potter reference
         Am          D
We really are 50% nerd, aren't we?
         Am          D
Yeah, You're 100% Hufflepuff
Am        D
Awesome. Is that good?
Am
No

[Bridge]
C                             D
This is the part, where you'd expect me to rock out
E                   F
Rip of my shirt and lose it
C                        D
But i hurt my back and i got a sore throat
     G                                 E
I'll have a herbal tea, make sure that you infuse it


[Verse 4]
Am                     D
I think Roy Orbison is pretty damn fine
Am                               D
Instead of beer and whisky, I enjoy a fine wine
Am                                  D
When there's nothing on TV, I'll be watching channel 9
           E                    Am   F
We're only moderately rock and roll


[Verse 5]
Bbm                      Eb7
I'll have a drink, sure, but I won't get pissed
Bbm                    Eb7
I'd play a solo but I sprained my wrist
Bbm                                      Eb7
I'm proud to tell you that I cried while watching Schindler's List
           F                   Bbm
We're only moderately rock and roll


[Verse 6]
Bm                           E
I'd do a stage dive but the floor is covered in glitz
Bm                             E
And I'd smash my guitar but it cost me quite a bit
Bm                                  E
Yeah, I will sign your photo, but I draw the line at tit
           F#                   G                    F#           B
We're only moderately rock and, moderately rock and, 40% rock and roll
        B
And 10% troll