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I met him in a swamp down on Dagobah 
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Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda 
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             S O D A, soda

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I saw the little runt sitting there on a log 
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I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said "Yoda" 
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             Y O D A, Yoda
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Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda 
 
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Well, I've been around, but I ain't never seen 
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A guy who looks like a muppet, but he's wrinkled and green 
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Oh, my Yoda 
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Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda 
 
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Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand 
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How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand 
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Oh, my Yoda 
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Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda 
 
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Well, I left home just a week before 
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And I've never ever been a Jedi before 
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But Obi Wan, he set me straight, of course 
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He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force" 
 
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Well I'm not the kind that would argue with Ben 
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So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again 
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With my Yoda 
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Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda 
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Yoda 
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Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda 
 
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So I used the Force 
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I picked up a box 
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I lifted some rocks 
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While I stood on my head 
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Well, I won't forget what Yoda said 
 
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He said, "Luke, stay away from the darker side 
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And if you start to go astray, let the Force be your guide" 
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Oh, my Yoda 
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Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda 
 
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"I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed 
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But remember, if you kill him, then you'll be unemployed" 
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Oh, my Yoda 
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Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda 
 
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Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess 
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So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda, I guess 
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But I know that I'll be coming back some day 
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I'll be playing this part 'till I'm old and gray 
 
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The long-term contract that I had to sign 
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Says I'll be making these movies till the end of time 
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With my Yoda 
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Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda 
 
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Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda 
 
(REPEAT AND FADE TO END)