C             G              C
Everyday when I get in my car 
G
It's a Honda, you know 
C              G                  C
I sit on down but I don't get too far 
G
You wanna know why? 
C                         G
'Cuz I've gotta reach down 
                  C       G
And scratch an itch 
C
In an area, an area 
G                   C     G
That's so sensitive 

So I do a

(Chorus)
C                   
Pinch and Roll (x2)
G
Everybody do a 
C
Pinch and Roll (x2) 
G
If you're itchy do a 
C
Pinch and Roll (x2) 
G
We don't scratch, we do a 
C
Pinch and Roll (x2) 
G
Everybody do the pinch and role


(Verse Chords)
So if you've got a problem 
You know what to do 
Whether you're watching TV 
Or sniffing airplane glue 
Which we don't do 
Now the girls don't know 
But us guys we all know 
How to do a little dance 
We call the Pinch and Roll 
And we do the 

(Chorus)

(Untranslatable nonsense 

A sorry attempt at toasting)
(Complete jabber in a Terrible Jamaican accent) 

Pick it up(x6)

(Verse Chords)
Now if you've got a rash 
Or a minor glitch 
Stick your hands on down 
And give yourself a big pinch 
Then you roll it around 
Around and round it goes 
But after you're done 
Make sure you know where it goes 
Not in your nose