E|--2--0-------------|------------------|
B|-------3--2-----3--|------------0--2--|
G|-------------4-----|------------------|
D|-------------------|------------------|
A|-------------------|------------------|
E|-------------------|------------------|

[Verse 1]

    G                      D
I'm pleased to hear you're coming to visit soon
      G                              F#m    Bm
Yeah, I'm glad to hear you're coming through
     G                       D
I'll get the cabin ready for you and your girl
      Bm                             E
Yeah, the wife and kids will be here too
          G                  D
There's a guy who thinks I'm fucking his girlfriend
   G                       F#m Bm
He says he's gonna make me cry
      G                       D
But I couldn't get it up if I wanted to
                Bm            E
Man, yeah and I already wanna die


[Chorus]
       D      A     Bm
If the end is nigh, baby
G       A       D     A       Bm    G A
I don't think I wanna survive
       D      A     Bm
If the end is nigh, baby
G       A         D      A   Bm
Make it swift and let me die


[Verse 2] (Same as Verse 1)

  G                          D
I started going along to the meetings
  G                F#m Bm
Tequila down to my core
           G                             D
But they remind me of my daddy with that bible shit
             Bm                        E
And drinking coffee makes me wanna die more
      G                       D
Gonna miss writing songs on piano
      G                       F#m Bm
Gonna miss Shay and her giant cans
      G                           D
Gonna miss that pretty little Jew Rado
              Bm                      E
Gonna miss my daughter growing into a man


[Chorus]
       D      A     Bm
If the end is nigh, baby
G       A       D     A       Bm    G A
I don't think I wanna survive
       D      A     Bm
If the end is nigh, baby
G       A         D      A   Bm
Make it swift and let me die


[Outro]

              Bm
She said "You look all hungover
        G
And you smell like a skunk"
        D
I said "How can I be hungover
        A
If I'm still drunk?"
          Bm                              G
I'm still drunk, but I still can spot the sky-ay
          D                                  A
Yeah, I'm drunk, but I still know there's an almond in your eye
                G
Making sure I'm high
                        D
Just in case the end is nigh