E   F/E
E   G/E
E   F/E  E
A#      B7

[Verse 1]
E
You've been dreaming just one dream
E
Nearly all your life
A
Hoping, scheming, just one theme
A             A#m7b5
Will you be a wife?
G#m              F#m7     B     G       C#
Will you be some he-man's property?
F#m7 E/G#  A    Amaj7/B  E
Good news, that he-man's me.

E       A#  B7

[Verse 2]
E
This equation: girl plus man
E
Doesn't help just you
A
On occasion women can
A               A#m7b5
Have their uses too
G#m       F#m7       B7     G        C#
Mainly to extend the family tree
F#m7 E/G# A E/B F#m/B  E
Pumpkin, extend with me

E     F/E
E     F/E  E

[Bridge]
         G       B7     E
We'll be raising sons galore (Inconceivable!)
G          B7       E
Each built six-foot-four (Unbelievable!)
A        C#7          F#m   B7     E
Each one stuffed with every Gaston gene... (I'm not hearing this)
          G       B7         E
You'll be keeping house with pride (Just incredible!)
G        B7   C#
Each day gratified (So unweddable!)
     F#m7    C#7/G#  F#m/A F#7/A# B
That you are part of this idyllic scene

B  C/B  A#/B  B

[Instrumental]
E       E
E       E
A       A
A       F#7
G#m     F#m
Bm      C#
F#m7 E/G#  A Amaj7/B
E     F/E
E     G  C7

[Verse 3]
F
I can see that we will share
F
All that love implies
A#
We shall be the perfect pair
A#             Bdim7
Rather like my thighs
Am              Gm7       C    G#      D
You are face to face with destiny...

[Outro]

Gm7 F/A A# F/C C
All roads lead to
    C/A  G/A   C/A  G/D D
The best things in life are
Gm7   F/A  A#   A#maj7/C  Dm    G7
All's well that ends with me

  Gm7  F/A A#      F/C C
Escape me, there's no way
C/A G/B C G/D D
Simple as do, re,
Gm7    F/A  A#  Dm/C  C7
Belle, when you marry...

F    F#/F
Me...!
F    G#/F
F    B7 C  F