[ A E B E ]

  E

  E
 She don't like pornography
  B
 When it's on the BBC
  C#m
 She won't even look at me
  A
 Oh no no no she don't love me

  E
 I love Mary Whitehouse
  G#m
 She don't love me
  B
 I love Mary Whitehouse
  C#m               [ A E B E ]
 She don't love me

  E

  E
 I know she ain't that wonderful
  B
 She's only trying to be helpful
  C#m
 When she sees all those nudes
  A
 She'll speak out and say That's very rude

  E
 I love Mary Whitehouse
  G#m
 She don't love me
  B
 I love Mary Whitehouse
  C#m               [ A E B E ]
 She don't love me

  E

  E
 Mary Mary they think you're crazy
  B
 How does your mind work
  C#m
 With silver bells And cockull shells
  A
 You're digging up the dirt 

  E
 I love Mary Whitehouse
  G#m
 She don't love me
  B
 I love Mary Whitehouse
  C#m               [ A E B E ]
 She don't love me

  E
 I love Mary Whitehouse
  G#m
 She don't love me
  B
 I love Mary Whitehouse
  C#m               [ A E B E ]
 She don't love me

 E

  E
 I love Mary Whitehouse
  G#m
 She don't love me
  B
 I love Mary Whitehouse
  C#m               [ A E B E ]
 She don't love me no no

  E
 I love Mary Whitehouse
  G#m
 She don't love me
  B
 I love Mary Whitehouse
  C#m               [ A E B E ]
 She don't love me

 E