G:  355433

Basic picking pattern:
  Bm        G            Bm        G
E|-----2-2--------------------2-2-----------------------|
B|-3---3-3-5------------2-3---3-3-5---------------------|
G|---4----------4-3-4-3-----4----------4-3-4-3---4-4-4--|
D|-----------------------------------------------5-5-5--|
A|-2-2-2-2-2--------------2-2-2-2-2---------------------|
E|------------3-3-3-3-3--------------3-3-3-3-3-3--3-3-3-|

Bm                             G 
Father owned the dating bar so mother ran the store
Bm                                   G
We all lived there together with the army at the door
Bm                                 G
No one to do my laundry or to tell me that they're sure
Bm                                       G
But there really is no me and there's no army at the door

Bm                           G
I hustle my way to your bedside
Bm                          G
I ride on your body like a cab ride
Bm                            G 
I carry refreshments to the good guys
Bm                        G
I made the good guys some home fries

Bm                     G
Pardon me anyone where is the nearest shore
Bm                                 G
We're all in this together and the police are at the door
Bm                       G
Someone do my laundry or smash through the floor
Bm                            G
To the tropical vacation buried underneath the store

Bm                       G
And I was your favorite bullfighter
Bm                           G
Whose looks were new to your eyes
Bm                        G
And i fell apart in that bullfight
Bm                                 G
Where the dress was the sky to your thighs

Bm                       G
She said that she had an hour
Bm                       G
Her father he was in the shower
Bm                            G
And she took me to her little tower
Bm                           G
And she showed me her little flower

Bm                                         G
And just when i thought it was safe to put down my pen
Bm                                     G
She said maybe i will let you fall in love with me again
Bm                            G
Maybe i will let you fall for loving me again
Bm                                G
Then she showed me her badge and i think she said then

Bm                                          G
That i don't have the heart to tell you not to come
Bm                             G
And everyone has hands just to use someone
Bm                             G
And it makes me feel just like old gum
Bm                          G
To ride a fake horse into town
Bm                          G
To ride a lame horse into town
Bm                          G
To ride a dead horse into town
Bm                                                                    G
To ride your big f*cking fake f*cking lame f*cking dead horse into town