G                         D7               G C  D  D7
Silent night, holy night, No..........
G                              C
Granny breaking wind under the mistletoe
D                                  G
Getting cards from people that you don't really know
Em                           Am
One look at auntie makes you wanna throw
     D
It's not good you know, not good you know.
G                          C
Eat so much food you can't see your feet 
D                            G
Seeing all the relatives you don't wanna meet
Em                           Am
Lose a Christmas game so you have to cheat
     D
It's not good you know, not good you know,
                        D7
It's not good you know, woh.
A              D
Christmas is a pain in the arse
  E                       A
I hoped last year that it just wouldn't last
               D
Christmas is a pain in the arse
E                                             E7
Such a pain, it gets you in the brain, such a pain.
    G                      C
The decorations go up in October now
    D                               G
For twelve days of Christmas all we do is row
    Em                   Am
I'm off next year to see Chairman Mao
    D
I'm not coming back, I'm not coming back.
G                           C
Yellow brick road is always on the box
D                  G
No Ferrari; twenty pairs of socks
Em               Am
It's no fun so I just drink lots
D                                           D7
Lots and lots, lots and lots, lots and lots.
A              D
Christmas is a pain in the arse
  E                       A
I hoped last year that it just wouldn't last
               D
Christmas is a pain in the arse
E                                               E7
Such a pain, it gets you in the brain, such a pain.
A              D
Christmas is a pain in the arse
  E                       A
I hoped last year that it just wouldn't last
               D
Christmas is a pain in the arse
E                                               E7  A     
Such a pain, it gets you in the brain, such a pain: Christmas!