Don't wanna be an abominable snowman
Don't wanna wear a hat made out of a tin can
Don't wanna see the family having lots of fun
Don't wanna be melted by the hot sun

Welcome to my family's new house
Gnomes, flowers and even a mouse
Everybody always teases me
My white snow is always gettin muddy
the food they give me here is cruddy
I even get covered in dog wee

Don't wanna have a carrot for my nose
Don't want stupid sticks for my toes
Don't wanna have stones for my buttons
Just wanna go inside and eat some mutton

Welcome to my family's new house
Gnomes, flowers and even a mouse
Everybody always teases me
My white snow is always gettin muddy
the food they give me here is cruddy
I even get covered in dog wee
I even get covered in dog wee
I evan get covered in dog wee
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