Hang your stocking on the wall
Hope that Santa calls
With a nice windfall

'Cos he’s the guy who sorts it out
In his jolly suit
Snow encrusted boots

Oh Santa, bail me out
Oh Santa, bail me out

Write a friendly begging note
Leave it by the fire
With some cheap red wine

'Cos he’s the guy who’s coming down
Chimneys nationwide
Wth his twinkly eyes

Oh Santa, bail me out

Have you been good or naughty?
Did you do what Santa said?
Make sure you paid all of your debts off
If you want presents by your bed

Hang your stocking on the wall
Hope that Santa calls
With a nice windfall

'Cos he’s got really friendly rates
Sign your name right here
For some festive cheer
Santa bail me out
Santa bail me out