I was set on a journey to an ass and a keg,
I had the keg in my hand and the chick on the bed.

Nothing was said, 'cause we both had agreed:
Fuck like dogs and drink beer built like a sea.

Shut the fuck up and hear me out,
my cock's like my beer; thick and extra stout.

All the other dudes just don't mean shit,
labeled men, but just chicks with dicks.

Shut the fuck up and hear me out,
my cock's like my beer; thick and extra stout.

All the other dudes just don't mean shit,
labeled men, but just chicks with dicks.

Tap, tap that ass! (x4)