You go to parties,
get drunk off of one Smirnoff.
Go into a bedroom,
and suck each other off!

Metal has bullocks,
Not fagot tears.
Go drink some Guinness,
that's a man's beer.

Metal queens with puffy hair.
Cute metal must die!
Opera dudes in leather pants.
Cute metal must die!
Girly dudes who hardcore dance.
Cute metal must die!

Take off your trench coat.
It's just for show.
Because underneath,
you're a pussy wearing panty hose.

Go suck a goat.
You know you like it.
I don't think Good Charlotte
is an influence that I'd pick.

Metal queens with puffy hair.
Cute metal must die!
Opera dudes in leather pants.
Cute metal must die!
Girly dudes who hardcore dance.
Cute metal must die!

Thrust! Thrust! Oh yeah, thrust!

"Hey let's go get a Smirnoff! OMG Brad, pull your dick out of your pants!"

"Oh I will, I'll take it out of my pants and I'll stick it up your ass."

"Well, just make sure you use KY Jelly. OMG I got a text! BRING ME THE HORIZON'S COMING!"

You go to parties,
get drunk off of one Smirnoff.
Go into a bedroom,
and suck each other off!

Metal has bullocks,
Not fagot tears.
Go drink some Guinness,
that's a man's beer.

Metal queens with puffy hair.
Cute metal must die!
Opera dudes in leather pants.
Cute metal must die!
Girly dudes who hardcore dance.
Cute metal must die!

Goddamn posers.