Straight up it's three in the morning Yeah
That's how I'm gonna start my stupid little story Yeah
So many times I took advice from you
Never thought of what I could have done anyway
So many times I slipped and fell right through
Never thought of what I could have said anyway

I torch my memories of you
I never thought you would come running back
But you did just not the way that I wanted you.

I never thought that you could be the meaner one of the two
I never thought that you would have me saying no way
I never thought that you could be so mean and stupid it's true
I never thought that you would have me saying go away

And now that I've come to ignore you Yeah
I think back to the times I must have bored you Yeah
So many times I picked you up at night
Tried to get you in my car without a fight
So many times I slipped and fell right through
Never thought of what I could have said anyway

I torch my memories of you
I never thought you would come running back
But you did just not the way that I wanted you.

I never thought that you could be the meaner one of the two
I never thought that you would have me saying no way
I never thought that you could be so mean and stupid it's true
I never thought that you would have me saying go away

I never thought that you could be the meaner one of the two
I never thought that you would have me saying no way
I never thought that you could be so mean and stupid it's true
I never thought that you would have me saying go away